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Vampire Popes?

Postby lotusleaf on Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:42 pm

Didn't Jesus say something like "my flesh is real food" and "my blood is real drink"

So perhaps Jesus was a vampire? Of course his hands and feet on the cross were nailed, but that didn't stop him, so therefore he must've been a vampire. Sure, he wanted people to be nice to each other, but look at how anti-authority he was.

Therefore, if Jesus was a vampire, wouldn't the Popes be vampires too?

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A vampire pope? You decide. I'd run a poll on this but I'd prefer discussion. :) And what of the Father of Jesus anyway? The loving, kind god? Well if you read the Old Testament that same loving, kind god that is preached about today, wiped out humans all over the place, even lovingly flooding the earth. Was Noah a vampire on a ship surrounded by food? The god of the OT also demanded animal sacrifies which today is unthinkable in many countries. Obviously, this god in the Bible had to have been a vampire, just as Jesus was a vampire.

He said, "give us this day our daily bread" as he prayed to his father in heaven. Well if Jesus said his flesh was real food, what kind of bread is he asking for? What a warped religion.

This post was for educational purposes only, the text within are all in my opinion.
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Postby azelito on Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:07 pm

It all makes sense except for the pope not burning to ashes in sunlight.
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Postby Ghostface on Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:21 pm

well

Pope=Darth Sidious
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Postby ProXhimo on Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:33 pm

Not to be mean, but I think it sounds completly stupid! :P (I'm not a catholic)
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Postby Ghostface on Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:03 pm

well sadly its the truth

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Postby Kilt Gaston on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:47 am

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Postby Pete on Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:40 am

Damn, I knew that guy in the film reminded me of someone..
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Postby ProXhimo on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:14 pm

Ghostface wrote:well sadly its the truth

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OMG LMAO!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby Mort Rouge on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:39 pm

ThaCB wrote:
Ghostface wrote:well sadly its the truth

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OMG LMAO!!!!!!! :lol:


FFS! Shit! lol!

By the way, don't forget Cain. Vampire the Masquerade calls him father of all vampires. By the bible he was banished to drink the blood of his own, so basicly your theory falls on that :P ...

Vampires are all that the people of god aren't. They are inmortal (Tough ordinary people comes to heaven they still die :roll: ...), they do not justify themselfes after rules (They don't walk the day, they drink blood etc etc...)... Noah was just chosen by God as the best one to survive, he regreted sending the flood at everyone as he saw that there was still some good people. God was a nazi.
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Postby Evil_cenoura on Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:49 pm

by pinks music hes a dj (dont listen to her though pure nine inch nails and tool for me !)...so hes ....A NAZI DJ OMFG !!! 8O
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Postby ProXhimo on Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:10 am

Lol, u deleted my posts Ghostface? :evil: :P
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Postby Ghostface on Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:58 pm

ThaCB wrote:Lol, u deleted my posts Ghostface? :evil: :P


I did ? Where ? When ?

If so i didn't intend to do so (I think :) )
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Postby ProXhimo on Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:33 pm

Ghostface wrote:
ThaCB wrote:Lol, u deleted my posts Ghostface? :evil: :P


I did ? Where ? When ?

If so i didn't intend to do so (I think :) )

NP... Me and another just spammed, so I expected that they would be eleted! :P :twisted:
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Postby Sniper2160 on Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:15 pm

azelito wrote:It all makes sense except for the pope not burning to ashes in sunlight.


Hes a Reverse Vampire! He Craves the Sunlight. see the wheels? those are the markings
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