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Ghostface is turning pro...

Postby Ghostface on Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:10 pm

... but not the way you might think.
In fact I abandoned the whole game developing stuff in order to finally come to my real profession - professional male underwear model.
Yep you read right. I already got a contract signed with Calvin Klein himself, and soon you will see our extraordinary advertisement campaign everywhere.

I am sorry for everyone who was looking forward to nosferatu but this is
my fate
my curse
my destiny

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Btw. there will be some people who won't be able to handle the truth thus their head will try to trick them by telling them that the picture shown above is a fake. It infact is not, and the strange feeling you get by looking at it is a security mechanism of your head in order to avoid turning insane because of the shocking news.
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Postby CriX on Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:20 pm

true.

im now shotgun designer...
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Postby Bloodthirsty on Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:23 pm

I was a professional underwear model once...
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Postby azelito on Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:23 pm

What? Oh no! What will happen to Nosferatu?
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Postby Icarus on Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:24 pm

Most awful news ever :(

Hurrah for April's fools
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Postby Ghostbabe on Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:25 pm

oh wow.. 8O sexy ghostface haha.
i hope, it isn´t a april fool´s day joke!
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Postby Roberticus on Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:38 pm

you often to the gym?
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Postby azelito on Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:05 pm

"What's your favourite scary movie?"
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Postby FraGGer on Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:44 pm

I lead nosferatu now Ghostface and me appointed that i lead
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Postby Icarus on Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:47 pm

Oh the irony. I just saw a Scary Movie marathon. Shame they didn't have any sexual innuendo in the third one.
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Postby Dan on Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:02 pm

Laaaame.

What happened to believable April Fool's jokes hm?
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Postby Kilt Gaston on Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:05 pm

Icarus wrote:Oh the irony. I just saw a Scary Movie marathon. Shame they didn't have any sexual innuendo in the third one.


what about the aliens with their peculiar urination methods, the horny architect, or the michel jackson scene?

[edit] and just for the record, I shaved. [/edit]
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Postby Mort Rouge on Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:54 am

Dan wrote:Laaaame.

What happened to believable April Fool's jokes hm?


Yeah, c'mon :lol: !
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Postby Icarus on Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:39 am

Kilt Gaston wrote:
Icarus wrote:Oh the irony. I just saw a Scary Movie marathon. Shame they didn't have any sexual innuendo in the third one.


what about the aliens with their peculiar urination methods, the horny architect, or the michel jackson scene?

[edit] and just for the record, I shaved. [/edit]


It's nothing compared to all the sex scenes in 1 and 2.
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Postby broken on Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:19 pm

Last year's April Fools joke was WAY better.
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